DO YOU KNOW WHY BIRDS SING
Do you know why birds sing in the morning? Because they don’t have to go to fucking work.
Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.